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thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.
—  no one (via buttforce)

3 days ago · 22,328 notes · Source · Reblogged from spiffymuffin

  • parents: why are you awake so early
  • me: who said i went to sleep

3 days ago · 36,254 notes · Source · Reblogged from quesadildo

notsufferingfrominsanity:

# of air times per day:

Stephen Colbert - 4

Jon Stewart - 4

Craig Ferguson - 2

MOTHER OF GOD.

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mostlyclassy:

bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

mostlyclassy:

bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like image

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kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

4 days ago · 60,476 notes · Source · Reblogged from wwiao

“pain or discomfort brought on or made worse by skiing mishap”
what
web.md what the fuck are you talking about

“pain or discomfort brought on or made worse by skiing mishap

what

web.md what the fuck are you talking about

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