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so much for being responsible and productive. 

I feel like I got run over by a truck.

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I am broke. I currently have enough beers in my fridge to get drunk. Should I a) drink them tonight on my own and watch movies in my pyjamas or b) save them for the unlikely event that I attend a party in the near future and don’t have enough money to afford more booze.

What was that? I should get drunk on my own? 

Thanks, guys. You give such good advice.

seriously someone just come buy me some wine

I have money and I will bake you cookies

pleeeease 

swallowingmatches:

I don’t understand what the big deal about drinking alone is. It sometimes seems like a good idea to me.

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archiemcphee:

Feeling thirsty? This gruesome creation is a cocktail called the Alien Brain Hemorrhage.

Here’s how you make one:

Fill a shot glass halfway with peach schnapps. Gently pour Bailey’s Irish Cream on top. After the shot is almost full, carefully add a small amount of blue curacao. After it settles, add a small splash (or a few drops) of grenadine syrup.

Photo by Martin Williams

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ahhh my friend kassi makes these and I really want to try them

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it’s my last night in the apartment before I go home to see some friends before going to Germany. I’m going to be dropping steve’s stuff off at his house, too, so I’m kind of nervous about that but it needs to be done.

the lion king is on ABC family and I have a margarita, so I guess everything’s good.

cure for a bad day:

drinking wine and watching glee

this sounds an awful lot like me, haha

the only time I ever vomited while drunk was with my boyfriend, because when I got hammered with him I would get really angry and depressed about the fact that I kind of deep down knew he was sleeping around on me

now that we’re done, I’m vomit-free!

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