| mom: | I went shopping today and got a fiscus plant. I hear they're easy to take care of so I'm sure he'll be fine. |
| mom: | my fiscus plant is a boy |
| me: | haha how do you know? |
| mom: | just instinct I guess |
| me: | are you going to name him? |
| mom: | I was thinking charley or frank |
| me: | frank the fiscus has a nice ring to it |